Top 5 Reasons I should be on The Office
I. I already own a suit.

2. I pretend like there’s a camera following me around already.

3. I’ve used paper and I’m a pretty big fan.

4. I’ve Googled Scranton, Pa. They have a Chick-Fil-A, so I’m down to move there.

5. I work in an office. That should be enough in itself.

